Oh, pick-up lines.

1. Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?
2. Do your legs hurt? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
4. If you were a pair of pants I would wear you out.
5. I wish you were a door, so I could bang you all day!
6. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
7. If I were a fly, I would be all over you, because you are the shit!
8. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see.
9. I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
10. Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them.
11. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
12. Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your
smile.
13. You remind me of Pokemon. I just want to piccachu.
14. Nice shoes, wanna screw?
15. Forgive me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gurtrude?
16. Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of
vitamin me.
17. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
18. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
19. You’re ugly but you intrigue me.
20. If I made the alphabet I would put U and I together.
21. If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
22. When God made you, he was showing off.
23. Are you a library card? Cause I'm checking you out.
24. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
25. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
26. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
27. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
28. Dang, Sugar, settle down. I'm diabetic.
29. True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
30. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
31. Let's conserve water and shower together!
32. You're so fine you turn my software into hardware.
33. You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
34. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
35. Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
36. I just put you on the top of my 'To Do List'.
37. Nice legs, what time do they open?
38. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
39. It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me!
40. I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
41. Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.
42. You must be Cheerios, cause you seem healthy for my heart.
43. If snowflakes were kisses, I'd send you a blizzard.
44. Can you give me directions... To your heart?
45. I'm feeling a little off today, would you like to turn me on?
[ Love from ServinSurveys dot multiply dot com ]




***


I wonder if those I have striked out were being said by a maniac. Or maybe a dork.

« Older posts Newer posts»


Copyright ©. Layout by OhMissLinda.
Please view with Google Chrome in a screen resolution of 1280 x 800.
Picture from: Tumblr All rights reserved 2011 - Infinite.

hello dear

Stalk me on Twitter

hear me

Archive // October 2008 // November 2008 // December 2008 // January 2009 // February 2009 // March 2009 // April 2009 // May 2009 // June 2009 // June 2011 // August 2011 // October 2011 // November 2011 // December 2011 // January 2012 // April 2012 // May 2012 // June 2012 // July 2012 // August 2012 // October 2012 // November 2012 // December 2012 // January 2013 // January 2014

blogette

She likes to think that she's forever 18. She went to art school but realized that she doesn't have the talent so now she's trying to earn a degree in communication. She runs gamut of emotions from A to D. And yes, she wants to believe that she's hopeful romantic.